Unfortunately, we Twendees and Ascenders know that training doesn’t always contain an amazing experience – a fabulous view; a beautiful sunset; a profound realisation about something…that sort of thing. Sometimes it’s quite dull.
So this week, to spice things up (especially now it is getting colder and wetter and therefore duller), I have invented a new game to play while on a training run. It takes in many of the conditioning elements we need, like a stern workout for knees and ankles, and is a real test of balance and agility. And, of course, there is animal-related peril.
The English version of the game is called “Dodge The Cowpat”, but there are already some international variations in development. German-speaking challengers can play “Ausweichen Der Kuhfladen”…. our French colleagues can play “Esquivez La Bouse De Vache” (which still manages to sound sophisticated), and of course we cannot forget our Spanish contingent with my personal favourite version “Esquivad La Caca De Vaca”. As the international versions are in development, some of the translations may need polishing…
The rules are simple:
I have played twice this week and came out with very high style marks on both occasions. Unfortunately my first attempt at a maximum difficulty “Dusk Dash” resulted in my trainers and lower half clothing having to go straight into the washing machine. But no disqualification, so I’m happy with that.
If anyone would like more information on “Dodge The Cowpat” clubs in your local area, just let me know.
Happy Dodging!
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Fabulous! But for a thorough understanding of the game’s rules I’d love to see a tutorial video Will! 🙂
I’ll get working on it Anne – it’s been raining all day today, so it should be extra-treacherous!
I’ve formed a local team Dung Dodgers Academicals
Good for you Dan – I can see this becoming the next Champions League…..
My local team are the UFPP or Urban Fox Poo Parriers – we play a similar game but on pavements rather than in fields…and the smell is even worse if you lose!